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United Oceanic Institute wants a motavated individual to try out our new and improved Shark bite suit.
There is a new car as a bonus once the suite is successfully tested. Just jump in the tank with the suit on. Let a 10' great white take a couple of bites and climb back out of the tank.
The last suit barely failed. But the good news is the new and improved suit is made to perfection and should provide perfect protection.
The new car is still available as the last person did not complete the test.
So... Apply to united Oceanic Institute dot com with your height weight age and any medical problems. A phone number so we can call you. Air fair and hotel provided.
We look forward to seeing you successfully test our new and improved Shark bite suit to competition. A added bonus of 2,000.00 if you let multiple Great White Sharks take a couple of bites each at the same time. This new and improved Shark bite suit is state of the art and completely safe.
Here is a picture of Tony. He is a small one so there is nothing to be concerned about. Tony is well fed and had conducted all of our 36 tests so far.
Director , Chris riley
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